The Secret Life of the Bachelor
This has gone from being a good blog to a mediocre blog to a non-existent blog, so the least I can do is entertain you for two minutes and change.
I'd like to tell you this blog makes you the Robin to my Batman, along, in spirit, on a great quest against a furious, unnameable evil, but really, you're more the Larry Appleton to my Balki Bartokamous, there to laugh when I make idiotic cultural mistake after idiotic cultural mistake.